What's your favorite light bulb joke?

[OuTpaTienT]

First: Do not cut 'n paste a list of thousands of light bulb jokes to this thread. We all know there are a zillion light bulb joke pages on the web.

I simply want to know your one most favorite light bulb joke. If you're having trouble narrowing it down, then fine post two...but no more please.

I'll start with mine:

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Q: How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one. . . but it takes a sh**load of light bulbs.

[Thud]

Q: How many bodybuilders does it take to change a lighbulb?

A: Three: One to change the lighbulb, and two to tell him, "You're lookin' huge baby....lookin' HUGE!!"

[Knothead]

How many TechImo-ers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but only after all of them have agreed on the system requirements.

[crazyray]

Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?



A: Only one, but it takes twelve visits.

[Kuasimodem]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?


Just one, but it takes a very long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.

[XT]

Q: How Many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, Bill Gates would adopt darkness as the industry standard

[Martoch]

Since we're on the M$ kick...

Q: How many MicroSoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that MicroSoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

[Brainchild]

how many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None they have a machine for that too

I bet I get some letters on that one

How they change the light bulbs in the original Star Trek

Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead.

Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives.

Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured.

Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection.

Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry.

Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. Al .

The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.