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Old 08-28-2002, 11:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talk Circle flys

got this one from a friend in my E-mail and just had to post it here. Enjoy.

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and
the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and
in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the
farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing
out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some
flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having
some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said--"Well yeah, if
that's what they are--I never heard of circle flies". So the
farmer says--"Well, circle flies are common on farms. See,
they're called circle flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.
Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute,
are you trying to call me a horses ass?"

The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect
for law enforcement and police officers to even think about
calling you a horses ass."

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes
back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies
though."

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Old 08-28-2002, 11:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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and while we are on the subject.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes,
and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy
a
break?"

He just ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked-nazi. He glared at me and started
writing
another ticket for having bald tires!

So I called him a piece of horse crap. He finished the second ticket
and put
it on the car with the first... then started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 10 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets
he wrote. But you know,.... I didn't give a rat's arse........My car
was
parked around the corner.
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Old 08-29-2002, 03:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ok.. wow. yeah that was prett good. the first one I've heard before somewhere (probably an email; i don't know). But yeah that second one is original. Actually, it's not a bad idea.
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