Sha---Haaaaa-----Niiiii!

[caddmannq]

...empty your mailbox, please.

Did ya have to shout so loud?

Yeah, forgot to empty the sent folder- choked.

OK now.

JHS

[vass0922]

jeez Cadd.. I heard that way over here and scared even me to clean out mine.. and mine's fairly clean!

[caddmannq]

Didn't know penguins had that kinda lung power, huh!?

[howste]

Penguins have a very large lung capacity so they can spend long periods submerged.

[caddmannq]

Is that why I'm always tryin' to "drown my sorrows"?

Got your pm mail Cadd and showed it to some fellas in my office.

You will not believe how the whole office erupted in laughter in less than 5 minutes.

Seems no one here has heard that one 'round here.

[caddmannq]

It's a western thang

[Martoch]

Originally posted by shahani
Got your pm mail Cadd and showed it to some fellas in my office.

You will not believe how the whole office erupted in laughter in less than 5 minutes.

Seems no one here has heard that one 'round here.

Suuuuuuuuuuurrrrreeeeeeeee.......keep it to yourselves why don't ya! Maybe I want to laugh in less than 5 minutes, maybe I haven't heart that one 'round here.



Oh come on, share the goods!!!

[caddmannq]

Well, everybody except Shahani has heard this old one...
And I don't exactly remember how to tell it...
But:

Coyote sex is sex with a gal who's "Coyote Ugly."

You don't realize that the night before, when you're both drunk.

But when you wake up in the morning with your arm around her, she's so ugly that you chew your own arm off to get away without waking her up.