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08-27-2002, 02:00 PM
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THE NAKED TRUTH!
(re-posted from "Planet Proctor" 2002, vol. 17)
The President of the United States has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our community.
Since the Taliban consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely nude to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of your house to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters in Langley, Virginia. America appreciates your efforts to do your part by showing your parts and applauds your efforts. (email alert forwarded by Hannah Baldwin)
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08-27-2002, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Brunswick, NJ, USA
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woohoo!  | |
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08-27-2002, 02:06 PM
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HAHAH!
pics! :-P funny post cadd! thanks i needed it after a really ruff weekend!
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08-27-2002, 02:18 PM
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Wonder what CM will say, since this holds not only for Taliban but all Moslems.
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08-27-2002, 02:48 PM
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hmm, WOHOO!!!!! and i live on a college campus too!!! uhmm, i mean, if we have to do it, i guess we can make that sacrifice
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08-27-2002, 02:56 PM
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hmm, WOHOO!!!!! and i live on a college campus too!!! uhmm, i mean, if we have to do it, i guess we can make that sacrifice |
you poor poor poor poor soul you   | |
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08-27-2002, 03:28 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Clovis, CA
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Hmmm...most of my neighborhood is over 50.
I'm kinda the youngin' on the block.  | |
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08-27-2002, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Quebec, Canada
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I approve, though there are no blocks here.  | |
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08-27-2002, 06:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: upper michigan
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if that happens around our house,i m staying INSIDE! i dont want to see any of the neighbor women neked.(well,maybe one,but thats IT)
hope i dont get arrested for staying inside | |
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