Death test (good one)

[Warthog]

I've taken teh crappy ones before that ask only a few questions...this one has several pages of quick answer questions abotu your activities and such

August 29, 2056
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Horrible Accident (14%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Wild Animal Mauling (7%)
Homicide (5%)

I guess I'm about average........animal mauling would probably be someday while huntin dangerous game such as grizzlies or wild boars (I would like to).........although it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings or I run out of ammo...even though there aren't many fat ladies in the woods, it is far more likely to happen

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

Warthog

*edit, yeah link would help

[OuTpaTienT]

Link?

[nomaxim]

Won't death by fat lady be more of a horrible accident then wild animal mauling.

Sorry, that answer was not very PC.

[OuTpaTienT]

I liked the stats:

• 12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
• Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
• The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
• 10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
• 4% have had team sex.
• 8% work in the porn business.
• And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

Oh and it says I'll live to be 64. And my alien abduction percent is only 7%.

[CERuppel]

The 'interesting' numbers are still the same, maybe they don't update???

Oh, and I'm going to be 78 when the aliens come for me (14%). Better odds than homicide (7%).

Better warn all the aliens you know that I'm coming!

[Sweeper]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 22, 2037
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Homicide (6%)
Overdose (6%)

[VERT]

hmmmmmmmm


November 7, 2041
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Cancer (10%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)



oooo ooooo oooo oooooo oooo Alien Abduction (11%)

[sven222]

I have a 5 percent chance of dying of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
I have absolutely no idea what that means, but hey

[ribbitski]

I have a 5 percent chance of dying of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

You really don't want to know...

That's okay though, I have an 8% chance of dying from auto-fellatio...and that is just as bad!!!!!!!

Ribb

[sven222]

how can you die from auto fellat.....oh wait I see