My Thread - Page 5

08-25-2002, 10:58 AM

The DoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooG is going around in err...........circles.

Knot: is that a green hot chutney or the brown sour/sweet I was telli' you about?

capybara · 08-25-2002, 12:58 PM

sorry, no chutney available here, i cant even find vegemite
and im dying to try vegemite ....with chutney and ants please.

MegalosSkylaki · 08-25-2002, 02:15 PM

Don't be USEFUL

This THREAD is USELESS.
Be sure your posts live down to it

MegalosSkylaki · 08-25-2002, 02:44 PM

But I have every Right to declare it off-limits to the USEFUL because, after all it is My Thread. Thereforefore, I DOOOG, being of Sound Mind if not Body, do Hereby DECLARE that on My Thread you are allowed to be useful.

But bear in Mind, that it being My Thread --as evidenced by the Title, "My Thread" By declaring it useful , I hereby repudiate it being My Thread.

Therefore, it would be pointless to follow my advice and be Useful as it is NO Longer Mine !

Therefore, those who are useful are following my statement that it is NOT MY Thread, thereby making as if it were My Thread.

If you understand this I hereby Declare THE OWNER of MY Thread.

And anyone who Posts below I declare the OFFICIal TecHIMO
OWNER of My Thread ! But in following my advice, they are Recgnizing it to be MY THREAD . Thereby, they cannot own it as it is MY Thread.

Hmmm...I'll declare them Official TecHIMO Village Idiot Savant, Instead.

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V Official Techimo Village Idiot Savant . V
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08-25-2002, 03:12 PM

I've always wanted to post in "My Thread" so I've decided to just do it.

Hope y'all have a nice day now

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08-25-2002, 04:19 PM

So which one of the handwriting samples is you?

howste · 08-25-2002, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shahani
Why does a crane put up one of its legs when it stands in a pond?

Because if it put up both legs it would fall down.

08-25-2002, 08:14 PM

YUP!!

MegalosSkylaki · 08-25-2002, 08:15 PM

That is a solipsism, Howste.
If a crane had fallen it wouldn't have two legs up --but would be sitting.
That 'cause it is hungry and llooking for a Doughnut to eat.

By the way, Socalgal, what exactly is meant by Broadminded? You see, I am Analytical which means forty years of Analysis has has liberated the Inner Puppy.

I think I am the only Normal here

Knothead · 08-25-2002, 08:19 PM

Quote:

I think I am the only Normal here---Megalos

You may be right about that...by my lights, anyhow.

and I got some pretty normal lights to begin with...so, yeah.