Computer Acronyms

[Makaveli]

Something I came across while surfing the net Figured I would post it.. Hope it hasn't been posted before, but if it has its worth reading again


Computer Acronyms

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

WWW - World Wide Wait

SCSI - System Can't See It

DOS - Defunct Operating System

IBM - I Blame Microsoft

DEC - Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating

System Hangs

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect

Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software
Only Fools Teenagers

[Brainchild]

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

I like all of them, but no need for a double post, this is my favorite. Although I do like the Microsoft acronym
The ironic thing is most of them are true

[Kuasimodem]

PEBCAK

Problem
Exists
Between
Chair
And
Keyboard

[vass0922]

ID10T error - self explanatory

LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
Yep that ones definately true
I can think of 2 others that would agree with me lol
I'm sure there's a few more though

[nunyadam]

Kuasimodem,

I have also seen that as "PEBCAM"

Problem
Exists
Between
Chair
And
Monitor

[Makaveli]

I like all of them, but no need for a double post

Double post??? Huh?