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08-16-2002, 02:00 PM
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But if chickens weren't there, then how on earth am I gonna get the beans to jon's on time?
Not to mention, while I was walking through the store, I think I'm hungry.
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08-16-2002, 02:09 PM
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It's kind of sad that the donuts don't have any arms. I mean, who really thinks that crayons can't walk the chicken anyway?
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08-16-2002, 02:15 PM
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Proper lubrication of your car's chassis insures its performance, and should be done in conjunction with regular oil changes.
Thank you and drive thru...
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08-16-2002, 02:19 PM
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Lets not get too presumptious, here. I mean, afterall, chickens aren't what they used to be. All these bionic implants, and I'd think they were in-cahoots with the purple bunnies.
As for donuts, I think I just crapped my pants.
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08-16-2002, 02:21 PM
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Are you sure they were purple bunnies? Lavender I think is more accurate.
Personly, Martoch, I don't want anyone else lubing my chassis.
Bionic chickens on the other hand would make great spies. I mean, who'd suspect a chicken? Other than me now... <peer>
-Whir
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08-16-2002, 02:28 PM
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Well, I'd appreciate you taking off your invisible suit, because talking to air is rather annoying...unless of course you're naked underneath, then PLEASE, leave it on.
And man, can those chickens fly. Seen one accidently take out a FA-18 it was playing around with. Scared the crap outta the chicken, and man, have you ever seen the size of bionic chicken crap? That poor house...
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08-16-2002, 02:38 PM
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Dammit, that totally ruins my bionic chicken invasion of Michigan plan. Maybe Minnesota would be more vulnerable to bionic chickens, hmm.....
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08-16-2002, 03:05 PM
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Ya know what's more scarier than a bionic chicken?
Bionic Alpacas
Those things are ugly anyways, than to have this borgish alpaca running at you 
Although granted, not as good at spying as a chicken (certainly can't hide as well being fairly larger) the bionic alpaca is great for charging into a situation and taking charge.
However, the one downfall of feeding them anchovie flavored edgar allan poe books is a bit tiresome.
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08-16-2002, 03:13 PM
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So there's two bears out in a canoe fishing. One bear says to the other bear, "Hey, pass me that tackle box." So the other bear says, "What do I look like? A radio???"
hahaha. Get it? A radio? hahaha
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