Urgent help needed, dressup costume

[VERT]

I am helping a friend to do the lighting on an event tomorrow: "The design students ball" this is a big event for design students each year and there is always a dressup theme.

Now beacuse I am helping with the lighting for this event I also get in for free Now my problem is I am no good with costumes and dressup, the theme is "Monster's Tea Party" and I dont really have a clue what to wear. I shaved all my hair off thinking I use body paint and perhaps look like the freaky green man monster or something but that doesn't really fit with the second part of the theme "Tea Party".

So I ask all you creative genius people here at TechIMO for ideas, please people.

[RustyGT]

"creative genius people here at TechIMO"

I aint one of them.
But now you've shaved your head.
Paint it green/red/blue/pink/whatever...
And wear a suit.
Easy.
R.

[RustyGT]

Make it a pin striped suit.
And shave your eyebrows.
Tuck a pink hanky in your breast pocket.
Should keep 'em guessing!

[nomaxim]

Don't paint hair, but do wear a suit

Go as the butler from 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'

May need to shave hair closer to scalp and bleach the hair that's left.

Stoop slightly.

[VERT]

I have no hair on my head except eye brows (dont want to shave these)

[RustyGT]

Vert: Why Not?

nomaxim: his name was Riff Raff.

Vert: There's a thought!

How tall are you?

LOL!

[VERT]

How tall are you?

not very

I thought that was a good idea, but Riff Raff is not really a monster he is more of a freak.

[nomaxim]

Ok I did this one year when I ran a bar.

Shaved my head and put black make up around my eyes.
Wore a black t-shirt and a long (mid thigh at least) coat.

Go as Uncle Fester from the Addams Family.

Works great if you can find novelity light bulb that has a small battery inside and lights up w/ a small piece of foil.

I kept the foil in my mouth, when I put the bulb in I'd use my tongue to complete the circit.

P.S. No Frankenfurter was the freak!

Shaved head? How about painting yourself blue and go as one of the Blue Man Group?

(That's kinda scary, imo ) Dress all in black; wear an Intel chip as a necklace. Appear politely interested yet reserved during conversation. Stick out your pinky while sipping tea and eating biscuits