Golly!!
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Just when you were about to yawn about being sold yet another translation of the good book... a scorching new edition lights your life. The new AV – Arsonist's Version. As the sales blurb sizzles: "When was the last time your class saw how 'HOT' God's Word is? Open this authentic-looking 'Bible' and begin to share the scripture for the day as real flames are seen coming from your 'Bible'. This full-size book comes with a battery-operated ignition system. All you supply are the batteries, lighter fluid and composure..."
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I want one!
But it might not meet the church fire code, though...
Some crazy stuff in there. Some people will buy anything, it seems...
Cheers
Mick
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