Funny ways to answer the phones?

[vass0922]

A good way to confuse people...
You call them up and they say hello.. I just reply.. what'd ya want?
of course they're going to say.. well you called me!!
Its more fun with some people lol

[Wynd]

LOL, those are great. Here's one:

"<name>'s taxidermy - you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!"

[vass0922]

Ohhhh forgot about that one wynd

[Music2LiveFor]

OMG, I can't believe it's not been done yet!
"Jay's Pool Hall, 8-ball speaking. Shoot"
I actually used to say "It's your quarter!"
At a youth lockin, one of the guys answered the phone "<church name> Sanitarium, multiple personality wing. How many of me do you want to speak to?"

[zen]

Originally posted by vass0922
A good way to confuse people...
You call them up and they say hello.. I just reply.. what'd ya want?
of course they're going to say.. well you called me!!
Its more fun with some people lol

lol.Gonna try that.

[drhsbrdawg]

Thank you for calling the Denver Abortion Clinic where no fetus can beat us, this is Cleatus...

[parkgirl]

Originally Posted by brandon184

"Thank You for.. voting.. That .. will be a .. $650 charge to your.. phone bill. .. Please hang up .. now."

This is a classic. I will be using it in the future. Thansk!

[wmrmiller]

My Dad used to answer his phone: "What's kickin' chicken?"

Also: "Miller's Mule Barn, head jackass speaking..."