Funny ways to answer the phones?

[vass0922]

A good way to confuse people...
You call them up and they say hello.. I just reply.. what'd ya want?
of course they're going to say.. well you called me!!
Its more fun with some people lol

[Wynd]

LOL, those are great. Here's one:

"<name>'s taxidermy - you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!"

[vass0922]

Ohhhh forgot about that one wynd

[Music2LiveFor]

OMG, I can't believe it's not been done yet!
"Jay's Pool Hall, 8-ball speaking. Shoot"
I actually used to say "It's your quarter!"
At a youth lockin, one of the guys answered the phone "<church name> Sanitarium, multiple personality wing. How many of me do you want to speak to?"

[zen]

Originally posted by vass0922
A good way to confuse people...
You call them up and they say hello.. I just reply.. what'd ya want?
of course they're going to say.. well you called me!!
Its more fun with some people lol

lol.Gonna try that.

[drhsbrdawg]

Thank you for calling the Denver Abortion Clinic where no fetus can beat us, this is Cleatus...

[parkgirl]

Originally Posted by brandon184

"Thank You for.. voting.. That .. will be a .. $650 charge to your.. phone bill. .. Please hang up .. now."

This is a classic. I will be using it in the future. Thansk!

[wmrmiller]

My Dad used to answer his phone: "What's kickin' chicken?"

Also: "Miller's Mule Barn, head jackass speaking..."

[mrmike16335]

mickey mouse whore house how may i help you?

kentucky fried crotch how may i help you?

thank you for calling (name)'s abortion clinic where you rape em and we scrape em how may we do you for?

thank you for calling (your city)'s sperm bank where you squeeze it and we freeze it how may we help you?

[sytico]

Originally Posted by pickel

In an Asian accent, if I get one of those "Out of Area" on my caller
ID, I quickly say " Chinese Restuarant" about four or five times. They hang up without a word!!!!!!!

I love that one hehehehe