M$ Rep is comming to my school

[e980238]

OK so there is a seinor manager of Micro$oft comming to my school. I seem to be at a loss of words at the moment but I feel like being an @ hole What kind of questions should i ask? so far I have these:
-Why do you make defective products?
-When will you fix the problems you have been having for years?
-When is your company going to get broken up?
Im pretty much stuck there and was hoping you guys could give me some ideas. Thanks

[vass0922]

Why did they feel the need to put automatic update on server software.
Why did they change the EULA with SP3... ya know.. the good stuff.
Why is alexia spyware on a MS hotfix...

[e980238]

what did they change in the EULA?

Ask him why Bill doesn't return your e-mails.

Keep referring to Bill Gates as "Ol' B.G."

Start off rambling about how you and "Ol' B.G." used to go down to the Apple store and make fun of the dorks.


I wish I could be there...

[MDS]

LOL EvilRick

i would ask vass0922 questions. good questions indeed vass!

im sure if this is a highschool most kids would be lost about what the hell your asking tho

[vass0922]

e980238
http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=4729

[lost-and-found]

Why can only 5 computers be connected through a ICS PC? (read in Win 98se EULA)

What version of Windows does Microsoft use in their offices?
What version of Windows does Ol' B.G. use on his PC?
When will Microsoft start selling toilet paper?

[linux_guru]

Which Linux distro does Bill G. run on his laptop ?
How can M$ continue to charge rediculously high prices for windoze, when linux is superior and FREE ?
Why is M$ losing ground to Linux in the small to medium server market ?
Why are there 59 post-SP3 fixes for W2K already ?
Why is there more and more spyware being hidden in windoze ?

Could think of plenty more, but I'm sure the M$ dude is a busy guy, spreading FUD about Linux.

[Redwolf]

:evilgrin:

So for what reasons does Micro$oft endorse the 'Fritz' chip other than to crush the Open-Source community and to put the powers of copyrights in the hands of the MPAA and the RIAA, who have already demonstrated incopentence with Pointless lawsuits, especially in the case of DeCSS, and the creation of copy-proof, or rather, listen-proof, compact discs?

What operating system did Microsoft run Hotmail on before Windows 2000?

Isn't that operating system a Windows NT compeditor?

Why did you use it when you had such a 'great' Windows NT operating system?

Didn't that also happen on an anti-Unix website endorsed by Microsoft?

Why did Windows lie to me when it said no information will be sent to Microsoft?

Why do people bash Windows so much?

Why did Windows ME suck so bad? Isn't is supposed to be 'more advanced' than 98?

What are you doing with that pistol? Sir? SIR??------