> > Investment Advice
> >
> > If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
> > now be worth $49.00.
> >
> > With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
> >
> > With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
> >
> > If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock)
> > one year ago, drank all of it, and turned in each container for the 10
> > cent deposit, you'd have $214.00.
> >
> > Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
> > recycle.
> >
> > Cheers!