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Yet another funny !
Things I hate about everybody.....
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to
walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake
and eat it too". Darn right! What good is a cake if you can't
eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see
that?". No fool, I paid £5 to come to the cinema and stare at
the darn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't
really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'New and Improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have been something
before it.
8. When people say "Life is short". What the Hell??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can
you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here ?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to
be'. So what did they used to be? Ears? Wellington
Boots?
11. When your eating something and someone asks 'Is
that nice?' No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand
you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are
ordering.....It's has to be a Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank
looks...........
Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you
McPlonker!
14. When you’re involved in an accident and someone asks
'Are you alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs
and be off.
CBB
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