Well I promised it. A superhero power poll. Answer truthfully now or there will be dire consequences
1. X-ray vision. To be able to see through walls, buildings, plastic, wood, metal, anmd even...womens clothing. Ummm, yeah. Well anyway, This woould be a great power if it werne't for the fact it has no offensive cababilties.
2. Laser Eyes. Cyclopes has 'em. Superman has 'em. They're all the latest rage man!
3. Super speed. Remember how those kids in school used to taunt you about how slow you were. Then they realized you were about 30 laps ahead and slowed down to make it fair? Why not run circles around speeding bulets?
4. Reality manipulation. Remeber what happened to Neo at the end of the Matrix? What if that was you?
5. The force. Now wield your saber like a REAL Jedi and make big sparks while your at it!
6. Super strength. Mt. Everest is blocking your view. Do you a) whine or b) move your house? This power is for those who answered c) tear down the mountain.
7. Energy blasts. Reenact all the famous scenes from Dragon Ball Z right in your very own backyard! WARNING: you are liable for ALL damages to people and property
8. Psychic powers. Be it telekenesis or the ablility to read one's mind. Maybe even to hack a brain? Ever wanted to date a hot sexy model? Now you can, just seize his/her personality.
9. Nothing special, be a rich guy instead. Be a Bruce Wayne type. Fire some batzookas. Throw the battarang. Just don't forget your Orbital Ion Cannon Strike Beacon! No Reneade should be without
10. Don't give me superpowers. I'll either blow up the world by mistake or use them to pick up chicks.