More Crazy Analogies

[Knothead]

So thin, he had to stand twice in the same place to make a good shadow...

No bigger than a minute, that little gal

We're swingin' on the same gate, partner...

He wears a ten-dollar hat on a five-cent head...

He's climbing Fool's Hill in a hurry...

All vine an' no taters...

The more I see people, the more I like dogs...

His eyes be shinin' like new money...

There ain't room enough to cuss a cat 'thout gettin' a mouthfull of fur...

Sure as God made little green apples and folks to eat 'em...

Countin' de stumps ain't gonna clear dat field...

When you be sweatin' in de short rows, you can't see de whole field...

Fella's so crooked that they got to bury him with a corkscrew...

Muddy roads make the mileposts lie...

Fella's so tall, he has to climb a ladder to shave hisself...

And my favorite...

The farther up the street you go, the tougher they are; and that man lives in the last house!

Authentic American Southern Ism's....enjoy.

[Brainchild]

lol Knot
how about.

He's so crooked he has to screw his pants on

[Knothead]

HAH!

You must be referring to our local Representative, Rep. Howard Berman! (Don't worry, you'll be hearing more about this guy.)

[Brainchild]

lol...
My brother and I was in the park one 4th, and this guy came walking up and said what do you think of Mike Sweeny for council?
My brother said I think he's so crooked he has the screw his pants on, and then asked who are you?
The Reply, Mike Sweeny
I just had to laugh.

[Thud]

Knothead, you're windier than a sack full of farts.



j/k, of course.

[vass0922]

LOL nice one
Good ol' fashioned redneckish phrase..
I haven't seen one of them in a coons age