Read this, or don't be surprised...

[caddmannq]

...when penguins and cockroaches take over the planet, and humanity is a forgotten species because we've all degenerated into thoughtless, careless, selfish, ignorant, hot lumps.

Planet Proctor When you get there you must click on "Latest Planet Proctor"

(But since this changes every other week or so, next week you'll have to click on "2002 Archives" and find it yourself, as: "Planet Proctor 2002 - 19".)

And if you don't think I'm serious, just wait untill some large mutant dung beetle is signing your paycheck!!!!

Reminds me of something I read:

"And when the span of Man has run its course,
Sitting there upon the ruins of his civilization will be
A COCKROACH
Calmly preening itself against the rays of the setting sun"

[Germ]

I've seen lots of quotes that refute the alleged quotes of Jefferson, Paine, Madison, and Adams.

[Knothead]

just wait untill some large mutant dung beetle is signing your paycheck!!!!

Huh?!?

Cadd, you mean you have some DIFFERENT reality??

Phil Proctor is the coolest guy. I got to work with him on a radio show called "Buddy Shell, Metaphysical P.I." for NPR.

He worked right next to me at the mike, and he copied my Russian accent. I was thrilled!

There are photos of the sessions, I'll see if I can get 'em from the producer. Firesign Theater still RULES!!!

[korgul]

Back when I was younger I saw a comic in MAD magazine. It showed a picture of what the human race will look like in the future.

We looked like one of those punching bags that have the sand on the bottom. When you punch it it will lean to the side then stand back up. Sorta like a weeble wobble. We had no legs and our arms were very short. Everything that we did was done by remote control. We did not have to move anywhere to do anything. At the time I thought it was pretty funny. Now I am not so sure.

korgul

[thekingofpain]

A dung beetle is already signing my paycheck---comes from an inadequate Social Security administration...

[Brainchild]

Social Security administration...

Don't you mean
UnSocial InSecurity Administration?

""And when the span of Man has run its course,
Sitting there upon the ruins of his civilization will be
A COCKROACH

That's prolly closer to the truth than I want to believe. You can't kill them now. I spray and they grow. I told the wife we should call the bugman, and this big black ninja roach came out from under the sofa, and said TRY IT!

Originally posted by brainchild
You can't kill them now. I spray and they grow. I told the wife we should call the bugman, and this big black ninja roach came out from under the sofa, and said TRY IT!

And what were you smokin' at the time?

oops - wrong thread... ... sorry



Cheers
Mick