I read cowboybooter's post to my dad who was in aircraft maintenance with the Air Force for 24 years. He thought it was really funny! He came by the house last night and brought the following with him. It's a paper one of his co-workers typed up around 1966 when my dad was stationed at Charleston Air Force Base. He was with the 444th Fighter Interceptor Squadron (Air Defense Command) at the time.
The parts in
italics are things he had to explain to me.
ENJUN BULLETIN, SUBJECT:
Jet Engine. Engine shake too much, how fix, how find out, who blame, information on.
1. PURPOSE: For when make easier to read and savy jet engine bulletin 99A
(Some clues to solution on inflight vibration). Bulletin no say whassamatteris when engine shake, but only list on things what make engine shake sometimes.
2. APPLICATION: All jet engines.
3. INSTRUCTIONS:
A. If engine shake in sky and no shake on earth, get flyboy (
Pilot), when get new flyboy get big one to fill up seat tight so no shake from or in seat. Sometimes flyboy shaking because no trust engine, this because take-care aircraft officer poor salesman or about to detach (
leave the Air Force).
B. Ifnany flyboys say engine shake too much, maybe good idea see wahassamatta.
C. Get groundboy (
crewchief) sit in gunpowder chair (
ejection seat) and work kerosene handles (
throttle). When engine turning and shake like mad, stop and check whassamatta.
D. Number one for make engine shake, loose enginemounts, tighten like devil.
E. After whassamatta checkup with all outside test mashines and no find, take off hot pipe and count buckets on turbon wheel (
the blades on the turbine). If firewheel loose buckets, because flyboy work kerosene handle too fast. If engine kafloom, kafloom (
compressor stall) too many times, hot box and firewheel go to devil soon. If firewheel heapsick, also make engine shake.
F. Takecare flyingmachine man (
mechanic) alltime lose tools infront air tunnel (
air intake), make comprassing wheel heap sick, also make engine shake.
G. If machine still shake in sky, tell flyboy drive airplane straight so air tunnel don’t make duck turbalents. (No savvy what duck turbalence is). Engineer (
Civilian) give deep talk for something, don’t know what talking about.
H. Sometime ballbearing loose marblos and engine shake like mad. This because getready flyman don’t preoil bearing.
I. If groundboy no find whassamatta, then call electric man (
aircraft electrician) with blackbox. Man with blackbox tell truth whatter flyboy or groundboy feel engine shake by real or not. NOTE: If above no find whassamatta, check airplane for loose nut on end of stick and have electric man check with black box for short between rudder pedals and kerosene handle.