Bad American

[korgul]

"YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid-level governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does
not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
put you through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where
they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts when I'm
freezing during those long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in
the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up
already!.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of
the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot you if you're running from
them.

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the
law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world
for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These
people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.

I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it's sex, and this applies
even if you are President of the United States.

And what the heck is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!"

[Thud]

Interesting piece, but George Carlin didn't write it: http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm

You'll notice that the version listed there isn't exactly the same, but follow some of those links here, where the piece did originate from: http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3b21fbab4b27.htm

Sorry to be the party pooper....doesn't necessarily mean I disagree, though.

[korgul]

Thud- I was going to edit out the name with something link insert your name here.

I only copied and pasted this from another website.

I personally agree it all of it.

[Thud]

Oops...sorry I messed up your plans!

[korgul]

No plans messed up here. Just thought people might like it.

[originel]

i really like that too.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of
the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW!!!

[Agent_Embryo]

I'm not even American and I loved it!

[TheBurningCat]

I too am not an American but it does fit with the sterotypical veiw of Americans which i have been force feed.

[Redwolf]

AMEM!

(to the first post )

[pickel]

Whoever wrote it missed a few...

Those who steal our children , rape and de-humanized their small , delicate bodies sholud be treated as animals and destroyed upon capture, no questions asked.

I get between rage and tears when I read about another innocent youngster let to waste by something no more than scavenging psychiopath ,for whom there will never be a remedy for this kind of behavior. I believe in justice, but in this case it should swift and permanent.