Welcome to California, Mike!
Don't listen to them sourpusses, they're just JEALOUS.
Over here, you can get in your car and drive
anywhere you want to. Without having to shovel a bunch of that....
WHAT IS THAT STUFF??? off of your car.
Oh, and BTW...wait' till you see the gals walking around in this hot weather...I think it might be a bit different from what you're used to....WHHHOOOO--HAAAAH!!

