Hotel Signs around the world

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Sovietcomposers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking. - Here speeching American.

[Gibbo]

[OuTpaTienT]

hmmm, I might have to change my vacation plans and instead go spend a couple weeks in a Yugoslavian hotel.

[jman01pa]

Originally posted by OuTpaTienT
hmmm, I might have to change my vacation plans and instead go spend a couple weeks in a Yugoslavian hotel.

Have you seen the Yugoslavian Chamber Maids?

[caddmannq]

Yeah. They just take a Yugoslavian lumberjack and put 'em in a skirt.

[Brainchild]

Seen in reader digest; From a mom and pops restaraunt in Iowa.

If our service and food isn't up to your standards please lower your standards.

[Knothead]

Yeah. They just take a Yugoslavian lumberjack and put 'em in a skirt.---Caddmannq

LOL--No, they don't!