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07-25-2002, 08:03 AM
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Know any funny phrases?
Hi folks! 
You know what I mean, stuff like...
Confucious says "Don't drink and park, accidents cause people"
or any other silly/funny sayings you would like to share with us.
Heck, post a joke if you feel the need...
I'm all about humor, I'll take any chance I can to laugh or promote laughter. Life deals us enough cards to frown at...watch the news for 5 minutes, nothing but bad news any more.
So come on guys, let's hear some!
Mike
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07-25-2002, 08:08 AM
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George carlin said:
i never _ _ _ _ _ _ a 10, but one night i _ _ _ _ _ _ five 2's
im sure you can figure that one out.
SD
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07-25-2002, 08:59 AM
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You talking bumper-sticker type humor, movie lines, or something a bit deeper?
For bumper stickers, here's my (recent) favorite, slightly expurgated: "Jesus loves you! (Everybody else thinks you're an @$$#01e)"
For movie lines, "I never forget a face -- but in your case, I'll make an exception." (Groucho Marx)
From comic books, "It don't pay to Tinker forEver with Chance." (Simple J. Malarkey, in Pogo)
And, of course, "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." (Woody Allen)
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07-25-2002, 09:14 AM
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Oh it doesn't matter...post anything you would like that might put a smile on someone's face.
Jokes, quotes, pictures, whatever...I firmly believe that smiles are contagious and it's good to get the day started with a laugh.
I hope this thread doesn't wither away...I'll keep bumping it if I have to!  | |
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07-25-2002, 09:17 AM
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You might soar with the eagles, but weasels don't get sucked into the engines of airliners.
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07-25-2002, 09:25 AM
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Be prepared to face the "ramipercussions" of your actions!!
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07-25-2002, 09:49 AM
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If at first you don't succeed, take a nap!
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07-25-2002, 09:54 AM
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sex is not the answer,sex is the question, yes is the answer!
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07-25-2002, 10:08 AM
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Hmm, I know a few bad bumper stickers...
Depression: Anger without enthusiasm.
Earth First! We can strip mine the other planets later.
If animals weren't meant to be eaten, why are they made of meat?
One more repo and I'll be debt free!
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parellel universe.
I used to have a grip on life, but it broke.
Had a life, got a modem.
My memory is failing me, I'll post more if I remember them.
-Whir
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07-25-2002, 10:11 AM
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I apologize.
Wish you would have taken the other members advice..
Of course you know you can't say that here. How about when in doubt ask a Moderator first?
here's the drill.....
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