Some brain droppings from George Carlin:
Why do we turn the lights "out" when we turn other things "off"?
We're all amateurs; it's just that some of us are more professional about it than others.
Can you have just one antic? How about a lone shenanigan? A monkeyshine?
--for Warthog 
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
--for Surreal
You show mw the people who control the land, the money, and the weapons, and I'll show you the people in charge.
There ought to be at least one round state.
A courtesy bus driver once told me to go f*** myself.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
The phrase
surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
I go to bed early. My favorite dream comes on at nine.
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