Know any funny phrases?

[Martoch]

Originally posted by PoonDoggy
Another of George Carlins:

"You can prick your finger...but dont finger your....."
OOPS...can I say that here??

I don't think so...you may wanna edit just to be safe!

[Texas_Zeke]

"My wife asked me for a larger hard drive, but all I could give her was a 3.5" floppy"

You guys are horrible! This is a family board!

And definitely not, PoonDoggy. Well, at least I don't think so.

-Whir

[crystaldragon]

How about

Just when I get both ends to meet somebody moves one

OK, here's an old one, seein' that this here is a family board:


Q. What's better than a nail on the wall?

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A screw on the floor.

(Sorry guys, I know I know, its stupid)

[Cruez]

Bumper Sticker on a log truck...
Don't like logging???..Try wiping your a$$ with plastic toilet paper.

[vass0922]

For every winner there's dozens of losers
Odds are you're one of them LOL

http://www.despair.com/def24x30prin.html

The site has lots of 'em in actual posters lol

[vass0922]

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots
LOL

hahahh cruez

bumper sticker "I'm 100% unique, just like everybody else"

[EndobioticChaos]

I love one-liners --



Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

Look out for number one. Don't step in number two either.

If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried.



And a couple from Yogi Berra:

It's Deja Vu all over again.

It ain't over till it's over.

[Graham]

Referring to PoonDoggies list,
We are not quite so prudish/hypocritical here in the UK,

Taking the list as 1-7

7 OK anytime

2 & 3 OK most of the time, just no in kids programmes

5 & 6 Rarely used in the UK, but one would certainly get bleeped

1 Frequently used, after 9:00pm

4 Definately bleep material.


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