The Fast show: arent wars brilliant?

[Lemon[H]ead]

Aren't wars fantastic? What 'appens, right, is your country invades another country, kills 'alf of 'em, an' the other 'alf - whoever's left - you get to order about. Y'know, you'd tell 'em to do exactly what you want. Brilliant. Like you could say, I dunno, "Make us a cup o' tea - NOW" An' they'd 'ave to do it. Brilliant!

LOL

The fast show is a comedy sketch show over here, its dead funny.

http://www.powerage.demon.co.uk/fastshow/sketches.htm

check some of the scripts here.

theres also sounds around the internet, but you dont really get the fullness out of the sketch unless you watch it