I AM IN ENTIRE AGREEMENT WITH YOU angelcat except for ALL the parts that are ENTIRELY wrong.
First of all, while I will not unduly dwell on some spelling errors, except to casually bring them to your attention, the correct spelling of DooG is, well,
DooG 
Secondly, while I while not elabaorate upon but merely nmention in passing, a matter that shoul not be ignored even if not elaborted upon, while it is is true that
some DooGs [note:
correct spelling ofDooG]DrooL, the have
every right to DrooL.
The majority of DooGs [note:
correct spelling which I will not belabor] prefer to Slobber, when the mood stikes them. This fact, is
uncontestable and is known to all humanoids worth a slobber.
Now, exactly as I said, I am in entire agreement with you.
CaaTs
DO RuuL !
As well they should.
Notice how everywhere you go, you see a CaaT looking out a Window.
And WHY is THAT ? Because they ruul ! And they want to watch over their RuuLees and see what they are up to.
Not that it woul d do them any good if they did anything different, cause CaaTs would
STILL RuuL.
Notice how CaaTs don't have an Iris like
Humanoids but these flaps they open and close--that is to communicate from window to window in CaaTsemiphore !
Notice the eirie movements of their tails. Sign language. What did you think
Why,then,are Caats and DooGs friends and allies?
TWO REASONS:
We both have the same arrangement going. Humanoids go out and work. Humanoids buy the food. Humanoids pick up after us. Humanoids clean up around the joint. Maintaining humanoids in voluntary servitude creates a common bond, one which....
This leads me to the
second reason, known as REASON TWO.
Except I am getting tired and you will have to ask a cetain Mod who first bought The Mysterious Cat [Notice:
This CaaT can't spell right] on the Knoll to our attention.
Or should have
!
The CORRECT Expression should be: CaaTs RuuL - DooGs KooL 
Got a problem with that ? 
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