lol... I love this classic scene from Seinfeld. The best show. Ever.
(US Mail Office..)
Generic Mail Clerk (Violet): May I help you?
Kramer: Yeah. I'd like to cancel my mail.
Generic Mail Clerk (Violet): Certainly. How long would you like us to hold it?
Kramer: No no no. I don't think you get me. I want out. Permanently.
Neuman: I'll handle this, Violet. Why don't you take your 3 hour break?
Alright, calm down everyone! No one's CANCELLING any mail! (superior laughter)
Kramer: Oh, yes I am.
Neuman: What about your bills?
Kramer: The bank can pay 'em.
Neuman: (chuckling) .. The BANK!
What about your cards and letters?
Kramer: Email. Telephones. Fax Machines. FedEx. Telex. Telegrams. HOLOGRAMS!
Neuman (exasperated): ALRIGHT!! IT'S TRUE!! Of course no one
NEEDS mail. You think you're so clever for figuring that out? (lowers voice) But you don't know the HALF of what goes on here. So just WALK away, Kramer. I beg of you!!
Supervisor: Is everything alright here, postal employee Neuman?
Neuman: Yes Sir! I believe everything is all squared away. Isn't it, Mr. Kramer? (nervous)
Kramer: You bet it is. Just as LONG AS I STOP GETTING MAIL. (heightens voice so that everyone can hear..)
Scene ends with Neuman, laughing nervously.
- Brandon
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