a challange for the musicly inclined...

[draboo]

take a look at these lyrics and see if ya can guess the song.

its one of those crazy comedy country songs from the late 60s or early 70s. (remember "the streak"?)

anyway,here it is:

does a chicken have lips?
does an alligator have hips?
does an elephant make a living
blowing bubbles thru his nose?
if your goldfish grows hair
and starts sleeping in your chair,
just blow in his ear!
JUST BLOW IN HIS EAR!
and he ll follow you....
WOOO HOO !! ANYWHERE!!!

thanks to anyone who can i/d it!!

brad

[Knothead]

It's so funny how we have whole sectors of our brains partitioned off for stuff like this.

My Dad had a song when I was a kid:

A man without a woman
is like a ship without a sail,
a boat without a rudder,
A fish without a tail...

A man without a woman,
is like a wreck upon the sand,
But if there's one thing worse in this universe,
That's a woman without a man!

I have no idea where he got it or who wrote it (maybe he did!)

[osprey4]

I remember a song called "The Streaker" but would rather have forgotten it.

[Brainchild]

Sorry draboo, no luck here. I even googled it in several forms