we have a college student,majoring in theatre,staying with us for the summer. he is playing Albert Soady in this play. i ve helped him with his lines a few times,its gonna be hilarious!!
jeff daniels produced the movie "Escanaba In Da Moonlight"
never saw the movie,but it depicts deer camp and huntin in da U.P.
take a look..
http://www.lakesuperiortheatre.com/e...ht_is_jeff.htm
heres a few YOOPER facts:
You might be a Yooper if:
Your winter hat is a "chook" and your gloves are "choppers
Ya think da best nighttime entertainment is watching da bug zapper
Ya think cutting and fertilizing your lawn means letting out da goats
Keep wondering why dey put six buttons on da radio when there's only two stations
Your local store is also da only gas station and post office within 40 miles of your house
Ya eat roadkill on a regular bases and know 29 ways to prepare it
Ya deer hunt on logging trails with your 4x4 and no gun
Da label on your best jacket is Carhart
If after shave and perfume don't contain Deet you don't buy it
Your proud of graduating from da eight grade
All your goats have mastered the head-butt bucket technique for breaking ice
Ya don't worry about plowing da yard till there's at least a foot and a half of snow
Ya spend more money on fishing tackle than food
Ya know that in Nov. *Trolls* mutate to an orange color and become *Apple Knockers*
Your wife's Christmas list includes: Two ladies Remingtons 20ga. and 30-06 with 3-9 scope
Ya brag about da accuracy of your rifle so da neighbor asks your wife to sight theirs in too
Da wife says "Honey da truck needs an oil change" so ya bring home da oil and filter so she can change it
Repairing the roof includes some rope, cement blocks, and one of dem blue tarps from da hardware store
Ya wake up and it's 40 below zero. You don't even try to start da truck ya just start calling the neighbors
to see if any of dem were smart enough to buy new batteries
Your kids school has 50 students....and their related to over half of dem
Ya'd find it strange if ya didn't need to feed da goats hay six months out of da year
Ya find out da neighbors wife chews and your only reply is "What brand?"
Ya know that Copenhagen and Skoal double as *radiator stop leak*
Ya figure da best way to *wash* your truck is to drive really fast though a thunderstorm.
Your living room walls are so full of deer mounts there's no room for pictures
When ya go to buy new carpet ya take a sample of dirt along for a color match
Da local dog population out numbers da people population 2 to 1
To start every vehicle ya own somehow involves da use of a toggle switch
Ya don't consider jumper cables and tire chains season equipment
Anything that digs a hole under your house is classified as supper
Your hunting camp is better furnished than your house
Your boat plug is a whittled piece of wood
Ya know what pasties are and how to make them
Ya got your swim wear ten years ago and it still looks new because ya only get to wear it three weeks out
of da year
Da kids use their sleds more than their bikes
It'd not surprise ya if your garden freezes on da 4th of July
Da only smooth part of your main road is directly down da center
Ya store guns and tools in da closet cause flannel don't require hanging
If ya pick up the phone and get a dial tone.... ya think it's your lucky day
If da power don't go once a month ya worry and call da electric company
If ya gotta call home and say "Honey da car's stuck in a pot-hole again...come pull it out"
If ya refer to "pot-holes" as "craters"
Ya don't find it strange to wear long johns in August
Ya walk into da most expensive steak house in town and everyone is wearing blue jeans and flannel
shirts
Ya sleep in a flannel shirt and long johns year round
Hunting season means a school holiday
Ya know exactly how much a brown bag of pop cans is worth now matter what size the brown bag is
Refer to the word "thumb" as a piece of land instead of part of your hand
Ya want to know when the DNR is going to add a bag limit to "tourist season"
When ya give out a time to meet someone ya gotta make sure you specify "fast time" or "slow time"
Ya know that "Big Bad John" is a 60 foot statue in Iron Mountain
Ya know that ya can't see black ice but ya figure out it was on da road when your in da ditch
Never been caught saying the word "the" cause you's been taught it's really suppose to be "da"
lol
hahahah
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