Gator Bait

[Kuasimodem]

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.

"Hm. Well, where do you catch'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hm. How do you catch'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the crap out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the crap out of a lawyer, there's nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."

Sorry, I just had to share this one after I stopped laughing

Yo, Kuasi, where've you been?

This is one of the best lawyer ones I've heard in a long long time.

[Kuasimodem]

Been lurking around when I can, real busy lately building a workshed in the back yard.

I'm also still recovering from last weekend, which was our annual dart team party. We camped out from Friday night to Sunday afternoon and partied (12 cases of beer and 6 or 7 bottles of booze between 10 people).

When I get it totally done, I'll post a couple pics of the shed.

BTW - Anybody got any good rabbit recipes? There seems to be a lot of them little grey ones running around here

Auntie Surreal may have some good bunny ones.

[jman01pa]

Are you catching those bunnies with Soft or Hard tip darts?


I wish I could have joined you...