Have fun with a Conspiracy Theory of your own

[jman01pa]

Conspiracy theories dont have to be limited to the Government or Anti-Virus companies. Create a conspiracy theory of your very own.

Visit: www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html


Post your results here...


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In order to understand a pie you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Clowns made up of Cats with help from Mothers.
The conspiracy first started during Kids singing jingle bells in My moms house. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including My first computer.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail biting.

They want to spilling water on the keyboard Disney and imprison resisters in My house using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must i don't know. Since the media is controlled by Barney we should get our information from Luke Skywalker

[zgf2022]

Sounds like a plan to me!

yeah me = teh bored!

awsome link jman

[Knothead]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Freedom you need to realize that everything is controlled by a computer geeks made up of pickle haters with help from pizza lovers.
The conspiracy first started during Bastille Day in Tijuana. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Knothead joining TechIMO.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose-picking.

They want to fling boogers at Surreal and imprison resisters in Bug Tussle, Ark. using unicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must forbid M$ OS's. Since the media is controlled by De DooooG we should get our information from CaddmannQ.

[fosin]

"What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand body odor you need to realize that everything is controlled by a band of midgets made up of simease twins with help from a circus.

The conspiracy first started during the Millennium in a tattoo parlor. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the invention of peanut butter.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by farting. They want to poke democrats and imprison resisters in the Proctologist's office using donkeys.

In order to prepare for this, we all must grunt. Since the media is controlled by hippies we should get our information from monkeys."

Now I need to make one based on my company and spread it around work...

LOL @ knot

[fosin]

Originally posted by Knothead
"...They want to fling boogers at Surreal ..."

I think it's against forum policy to fling boogers at a mod.

[Knothead]

Originally posted by fosin




I think it's against forum policy to fling boogers at a mod.

I know, Fosin! That's why they gotta be STOPPED!!

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Posting at TechIMO you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Hamster made up of Linux Users with help from TechIMO Moderators.
The conspiracy first started during Mao Tse Tung learning the backstroke in Dogphile Utah. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Bicycle being invented.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Nail bitting.

They want to Slap Hillary Clinton and imprison resisters in Bakersfield using Skateboards.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Sleep. Since the media is controlled by Barbara Strisand we should get our information from Republicans.