What (do you think) hell would be like?

[Warthog]

disclaimer - this is not necessarily meant to be serious

We were pondering the chat and I came up with a thread like this......

The background music would definately be Guns 'n Roses - Welcome to the Jungle, a special "Hell Version" with special emphasis on the voice.

Then for dinner they would serve quiche (I guess that's how you spell it...prounced "keesh") and to drink would be saltwater mixed with maggots (and you never died of dehydration obviously).

All the women would be like this paraguan girl we had stay with us for 6 months (WHAT A NIGHTMARE) but would look like Janet Reno.

I'll think of more later.....

Warthog

[vass0922]

And roseanne barr would constantly be singing the national anthem!

Ever heard of that program scared straight? LOL

[sven222]

- urkel would be scattering about running into things

- jar jar binks would be hiding in the shadows, only coming out to make an annoying call

-enya would be playing at full volume and the stop button has been burnt to a crisp by the devil

- martha stewart is the devil, she never sleeps, always up and helping people around the kitchen, baking cookies and the such

[brandon184]

You people have no idea what you're talking about. :P

-> Celine Dion would be asking you for your autograph, every 25 seconds for eternity.
-> There would be no washrooms, and the urge to release your waste would always be there - but you'd never be able to do it.
-> The smell would alternate between a decomposing carcass and horse maneuere on a daily basis.
-> There wouldn't be such a thing as a "short line".
-> Warthog would be an associate of satan himself.
-> I would be the ultimate ringleader. Unspoken of, but more powerful than the most powerful of entities...

- Brandon

[VERT]

I thought we were in hell atm on earth

[Warthog]

bah, I'm the #$*(&@#$ ringleader
You'd just be shoveling a never ending pile of poo.

Warthog

[krusty the klown]

oh, the usual... red-hot pokers up the bottom, that kinda stuff.

[draboo]

no TechIMO

[TheBurningCat]

Hell is a quiet place, where the only sound comes from the millions of flickering tube lights, Constantly flicking on and off on and off on and off on and off!

No beer. No pizza (pepperoni). No PCs. No Techimo (now that would be hell!!). No cars. No guns. No Chat rooms. Al Queda guys for company (though that may actually be better than that Janet Reno thingy).