Shakespearean INsults anyone?

Thou art a gleeking rump-fed minnow
Thou art a frothy beetle-headed hedge-pig
Thou art a pribbling toad-spotted giglet

Perhaps a Pirate?

We'll hang ye by yer thumbs ye scurvy-addled blowfish...Prepare for yer doom!
I'll rip out yer heart an' dance to the beat ye scalawag swine...Hoist the Jolly Roger!

Hours of fun! Well, maybe 10 minutes of mild amusement..
Find it here.

[Knothead]

Travis Bickle accent:

You talkin ta me?
You talkin ta ME??

Ain't nobody else here, thou VARLET!

[ClubMed]

I bite my thumb at thee

[goldpag]

DO THOUGH BITE THY THUMB AT ME?????????

We just finished hamlet and we got a sheet on insults and stuff but i lost it....

But they say alot of stuff bout "festering, scab's and stuff"

lol