Famous Simpson's quotes

[Redwolf]

After posting "The worst car", I've decided to post something on the Simpsons. Okay, it just came up, happy?

http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0096697

ahhh taste like burning!

Mrs hoover my worm crawlesd into my mouth and i swallowed it can i have another? No Ralph lay your head down and go to sleep. Yeah thats where im a viking!

[Redwolf]

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.

Good evening, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, so in the end, isn't that the truth? The answer is "no."


LOL!

"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."

Wouldn't that be cool?!

[Redwolf]

I just read this one and laughed out loud (lol):

Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.
Homer Jay Simpson: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster.
Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
[Looks out window]
Bartholomew 'Bart' Jo-Jo Simpson: [creepily] Hello, mother dear.
Marge: That's it: we have to get them back to school.
Homer Jay Simpson: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa! Get in here. [Lisa walks in] In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

[ChoaticWhisper]

My Favorite has always been:
Homer: No beer and no tv make homer something something..
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Dont Mind If I do!

[KAknight]

[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt -- and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

[Mr. Goodbytes]

Homer: But I don't even believe in Jebus!
<seconds later>
Homer: Save me, Jebus!!


Homer: Burkina Faso, Disputed Zone? Who called all these places?
Homer's Brain: Shut up, it could have been you.
Homer: No, I don't think so. I'm gonna ask Marge.
Homer's Brain: Just write a check, and I'll release some more endorphins.
<Homer writes check>
Homer: Ahhh.


Lisa: I hope you get Santa's Little Helper back, but just try not to scare the old man.
Bart: I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.


Homer: I know! I'll breed the pets to get a superpet... with the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog.

Police Chief Wiggum: You've got the wrong number; this is 91...2.

[Knothead]

Originally posted by Mr. Goodbytes
Homer: But I don't even believe in Jebus!
<seconds later>
Homer: Save me, Jebus!!


Homer: Burkina Faso, Disputed Zone? Who called all these places?
Homer's Brain: Shut up, it could have been you.
Homer: No, I don't think so. I'm gonna ask Marge.
Homer's Brain: Just write a check, and I'll release some more endorphins.
<Homer writes check>
Homer: Ahhh.


Lisa: I hope you get Santa's Little Helper back, but just try not to scare the old man.
Bart: I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try.




Homer: I know! I'll breed the pets to get a superpet... with the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog.

Police Chief Wiggum: You've got the wrong number; this is 91...2.

Hee,hee, that post deserves a second read...

[LiLRiceBoi]

Whoa that page is long... It'll keep me occupied for a while.