Err..are you sure that there is nobody else in your Graduating Class (

YIPES

) with the name,
Warthog ?
Better yet, tie a looong rubber band like a paddle-ball thingo and tooss.
Make sure you don't hit anybody important--like a Prez.
WARTHOG IN PRESARIO
Great view of San Fran Bay....err, so does Alcatrez.
I enjoyed my years there
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P.S. and on TWO Threads:
CONGRATS