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Old 05-30-2002, 11:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Work ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL? ;)

This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS.

There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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* Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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* Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.

OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.

4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it?
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So... If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true professional. Wealth and success await you.

If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.

If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.

If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.

If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as politics.


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Old 05-30-2002, 11:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ok I got the 3rd one right... I'm just slow to catch up
Sad thing is I've heard all of them before, just forgot the answers lol
Don't agree at all LOL
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Old 05-30-2002, 12:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I got them all right this time.

The first time it took me a couple and I think i only got 3 right as well.
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Old 05-30-2002, 12:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Excellent. I had got this as a Powerpoint Slide Show where you click to each question.

Excellent.
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Old 05-30-2002, 12:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I only got the last question right.
LOL
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Old 05-30-2002, 12:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Talk HUNTING SEASON!!

What questions?

Sorry, I had killed and eaten all of the animals before considering any questions. This also affected my answers as parts of many animals were already in the fridge.
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Old 05-30-2002, 01:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I took the Transcender route. I studied the questions and answers for hours and then took the test.

I PASSED!!!

Does that make me a "Paper Professional"?
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Old 05-30-2002, 01:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I took the Transcender route. I studied the questions and answers for hours and then took the test.

I PASSED!!!

Does that make me a "Paper Professional"?

Did you pay for the questions and answers or did you get a copy from someone else? Either answer is irrelavent to passing the test...


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Old 05-30-2002, 10:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I beg you pardon !

I walk the streets for other reasons

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Old 05-30-2002, 10:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Doooooog..
No offense but. You vex me!!!!!!!!!!

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