maybe put it in a microwave?

If you think about it, typically the way we "break the rules" to allow us to do things we're not supposed to is with radiation or nuclear manipulation of some sort ...
However, can you radiate radioactive material?
I'd say just go in there, rip of a few protons, make it all lead

Just as easy as that, right?
(not the most stable lead in the world though lol)