If you all don't mind a nice lopsided story, I have one for you!
Back in November, I'd finally gotten to the point, I said "chuck it, time to look for a regular job!" Almost immediately, I got a call from a large-ish furniture firm that knew of me...they had just expanded into a new plant, needed a General Mgr, $17/hr to start...WOW! I hopped on over, met with the owner, who gave me the weird news...they were now big enough of a company to attract the attention of the Dept. of Employment, yep, "Affirmative Action" is STILL going strong out here. "Sorry, man, it woulda been great..."
"yeah, so long, take it easy..."
They HAD to find a black person, and finally, had to hire ANYBODY who could be seen as African-American. The guy they hired was not qualified, and it took much time and resources out of the company to try to get him there.
I hate to say it, but the owner and I kinda
wanted him to blow it, because then he (the owner) could demonstrate the specialized skill required that superseded the minority regulation...
Well, this guy turned out to be quite a fellow, he worked his butt off, staying late, learning...and aced the position!!
Well, good for him, boohoo for me. Despondant and bored, I one night punched up this odd technical site that Surreal told me about, been here ever since. So if it wasn't for Affirmative Action, you never would have seen...oh, let's leave THAT out of the conversation...well, anyway, I'd have been gainfully employed, and most likely never woulda had the pleasure of being here.
Wait....
it gets weirder... Now Surreal is gainfully employed, and I'm still here, happily click-clacking away....
Moral: It's all Surreal's fault!