LOL, too bad she's not on the network....PC Anywhere would be a BLAST!!!! I caught someone looking at some porn, but rather than confront him, I hopped on a computer across from him and logged into our snooper (I forget what program we use to monitor, but we can take over computers with it).
I opened up Wordpad and started typing. "Hey baby, wanna chat?" He gets a confused look on his face..."I would LOVE to chat with you" His head jerks back. "Just type in this window" He slowly types "Hi, how's it going?" "My name is Candy, what's yours?" "My name is Mike" "Hi Mike, do you like my picture? It's the second last one" so while he goes back to Explorer, I go into sound properties, crank up the volume and get the Windows sound ready. "Wow, you are HOT!" I hit the preview button and the Windows sound blares out of the speakers!
Everybody looks his way, he turns really really red and types "Sorry, I gotta go" he tries to close Wordpad, but I left clicked on the title bar and held it so he couldn't do anything. He headed for the start button, so I left clicked and held the task bar. He managed to close Explorer, so I typed "What are you doing? You don't like me anymore?? I DON'T THINK SO! I'm going to report you to your boss and..." and then he just hit the power button
LOL...that was the best
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