Men Shouldn't Drink Beer!!

Yesterday, scientists for Health USA suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. The following was then observed:

1. 100% gained weight
2. 100% talked excessively without making sense
3. 100% became overly emotional
4. 100% could not drive
5. 100% failed to think rationally
6. 100% argued over nothing
7. 100% refused to apologize when wrong

No further testing is planned.


(SORRY Ladies. Just a research finding.)

[Gibbo]

[vass0922]

LOL
Well guess I'll just have to remain a man.. I don't like beer
oh damn
(runs and ducks for cover)

Ok shahani ..
Did you have some before posting ?.. are aware of the risk?
I will not comment ....


Good one

[Dax_Brandy]

When I get drunk, I become sleepy and later just fall into deep, snooring sleep. It doesn't make me feel a woman afterall.

[greenstick]

I feel like a woman after beer - Can't ever find one though!

[Ritalin Kid]

Beer makes me feel dumb... but a good dumb..

some of the best scores I ever got playing Quake 2 online was when I was drunk.

mmmmmmmmmm Corona and Limes...

[caddmannq]

Vodka only for me, thanks.

But my wife likes beer, BTW.

It's funny watching her try not to burp!

Four guys are sitting in a beer bar. One leaves to go to the bathroom. There are three guys left. The guys start talking about their sons. First guy says "I thought my son was going to be a dissapointment.He started out sweeping floors for supercuts. But then he graduated from Stanford and became the owner of a car dealership and gives his best friend a free car for his birthday." Second guy says, "Yeah, I thought my son would be a dissapointment, too. It was almost the same exact thing that happened to my son to yours exept he swept floors for a Stock broking company. But soon, he became the owner of that company and got his friend 100,000 dollars in stock money for his birthday." Third guy says "Wow, that was the same thing that happened to my son exept he swept flors for a realestate agent. But soon he became the owner of this place and gave his best friend a house for his birthday." The fourth guy comes back from the bathroom. The guys explain to the fourth guy what they were talking about and askes him if he could tell about his son. He agrees. "Well, my son is a real disapointment to me. He works as a hair dresser and has for fifeteen years. He is also gay and has sevral boyfriends. Well, I look on the bright side - from his boyfriends he got a new house, a new car and 100,000 dollars in stock money."

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."