Joke time

[jman01pa]

A blonde's car breaks down on the Highway # 101 one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the
vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their
coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway
occurs.

It's not very long before a police car shows up.

The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle
yelling, "What the heck is going on here?"

My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop.

And she said... (scroll down)






(Here it comes...)





Ready?






"These are my emergency flashers!"



J

[Martoch]

A blonde in true form! Thanks for the early morning laugh Jman...

Mike
Current AF Member (noticed you were a vet)

Health Statistics

(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans.
B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or North Americans
(c) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or North Americans.
(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

Subject: Rectum Stretcher

This guy is flying down I-95 South at 100MPH in his new BMW and he comes over the top of a bridge at Newark.

Sure enough, on the other side there is a cop with a radar gun.

The cop pulls the guy over, walks up to the car and asks, "What's the hurry?"

The guy replies, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "What do you do?"

The guy responds, "Well, I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop says, "WHAT? A rectum stretcher? What's a rectum stretcher do?

The guy says, "Well, I start with one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about six foot wide."

The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a six foot a#*hole?"

The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a bridge."

[Nick098]

lol....about a week ago i would have had a joke ^_^'