NEW POSITION FOR da DooG !

[MegalosSkylaki]

"Today the New York Yankees exercised their option on an called up frm their 'farm' top-notch prospect Utility Player/Team Mascot"--

SportinG NewZ

NEW YORK TIMEZ--New York City, May 1 by Al Satianne " Following several days of tense negotiations, Yankees Managing Partner Geo. Steinlifter announced the siging to a one year contract with an option for second year; unusually talented Rookie player will begin today ; expected to be used in the Infield and off-the-bench, player-team mascot is believed to be a first. When questioned, Team Manager Joe Torrant spouted , "LOOK ! They's been Player-Coaches.... so what's da big deal about a player mascot !" Persons close to the negotiations say the BOSS G.S.was unhappy with the teams lackluster start this Spring.

[MegalosSkylaki]

I hope everybody feels happy for me in my new job. I managed a clause in my contract-- that's why the delay--to play only Home games. Things got really tough over that issue but after that things sailed smoothly.

I'll let you know more...kinda need to get over the headiness.

DOOOOG

P.S. That's a picture that will appear in the Playbook. Wadda you think ?

Awe,., Your avatar is so cute with our new hat and matching collar!

I hope you're fame and big money doesn't go to your head tho!

but you do look good gone Hollywood.

[MegalosSkylaki]

ThanX , surreal !

Do you think they got my better side in the Playbook picture ?

(I think they touched it up a tad...don't know if it's ME )

DOO--OOG

I just figured you must have been having a bad day..
Sometimes when you have a cat for a manager,, you just can get excited, becuase they can be so irritating!

[kendo]

maybe too much humidity and a bad HAIR day

[MegalosSkylaki]

W-e-e-l-l Boss CaaT IS the reason I insisted on a Home Games Only clause in my Contract.

But truth be told--I'm not up for the 6:00 AM Flights to Chicago--if you know what I mean.

Hmmm..maybe I offer to accompany the Team to Annaheim CA . I think there's a FRY'S in LA

I wonder what my Strike Zone will be ?
Any ideas, anyone ?

But why am I thinking negative like ? Who'se goona throw a strike against a 298 Purple PoocH. And what Umpire is gonna call it ? Ha ! I'm feeling better already .

D -0- G

Hmm, just make sure don't give into the urge to releave your doogself on the bases! You'll be in the pound if you do!

[MegalosSkylaki]

N-A-H ! Kendo.

The Photo is what Sports is all about. Kinda like Show Biz !

You don't see Shakira without her midriff showing...or Tom Cruise without a sneer ? Or is that Mickey O'Rourke ?

Anyhow, gotta live up to my Professional Photo.
Taken by Franscisco Scuvello. I think Richard Avadon was a bit "unavailable "

You know about the protracted negotiations with Cablevision ?

I think they'll like me in The Bronx. Send me plenty of raspberries to show their affection .

PRO-DOOOG

P.S. Anybody know how many games you have to play to be Playoff-Eligible ?

I maen with the late start and only Home games, I might not make the "cut"

[MegalosSkylaki]

"you'll be in the pound if you do "--

-surreal

No Way ! Ive been kicked out of all the Pounds in NYC ! (Yet another reason to insist on Home games , only.....)

First I had to 'mark-off' my Lockers. That's right --two Lockers for the DoooG . I need one for my Outfits. And one for my In-fits { when I'm feeling out of sorts }. Plus room for my The Complete Edited Works of MegalosSkylaki, vol. I-III

I am working on Vol. I:The PuPPy Years. I'm doing in reverse so as to give it mature perspective .

OH ! Did I mention ?
I'll be getting a Computer with Broadband in the Clubhouse.

This way I can keep in touch with TecHIMO !

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOG