Hearing Voices?

[Kuasimodem]

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself
surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon
surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God,
I'm screwed."

There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms
out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your
feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the
life out of the chief. He stands above the lifeless body, breathing
heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on
their faces.

The voice booms out again: "Okay . . . . NOW you're screwed."


Moral of the story: Advice from higher-ups is not always the best advice.

[Cruez]

lol... good one...

[Lemon[H]ead]

roflmao!! That one is ACE!!

[TheBurningCat]

Dang spiteful gods - They are always doing things like that too me

[sven222]

lmao! that is awesome

[griobhta]

That's a good one alright

Griobhta

[nunyadam]

thanks for the laugh, I needed that.

COWBOY Wisdom:

Don't squat with your spurs on.
>
> Good judgment comes from experience,
> and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
>
> Lettin' the cat outta the bag
> is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
>
> Never drop yer gun to hug a grizzly.
>
> If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back
> every now and then to make sure it's still there.
>
> If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
> try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
>
> A good horse never comes in a bad color.
>
> After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot
> him...........The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
>
> Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
>
> There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
>
> Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
>
> If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
>
> Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
>
> It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
>
> Always drink upstream from the herd.
>
> When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
>
> When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
>
> Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so
> important to know what it is, but you might need to know what it was.
>
> The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
> and put it back in your pocket.
>
> Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
> There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading.
> The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to
> pee on the electric fence for themselves.


Sorry!! Thought this was a joke page.

[Kuasimodem]

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

I know a whole lot of the third type

[MegalosSkylaki]

There is a reason you are hearing voices.

There is evidence of a VAMPYRE in th THREADS.

He or She--is trapped in my Thread.

Or not trapped.

Dr. von Helsing, XI keeps changing his story.

Yes, he has visited me.

Errr...da Dr. not da VAMPYRE .

Unless it has, depending on the explanation for von Helsing's actions, which is inexplicable.

A STAKE is on request.

Well-done.

Perhaps the Voices will stop.

NOSFURATU's wives like to talk a lot....

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