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Old 04-24-2002, 09:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, young, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" She replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
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Old 04-24-2002, 09:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-24-2002, 09:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lmao... Nicely Done.
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Old 04-24-2002, 10:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LMAO...clearly perplexing. Complain about a sexist joke and admit you peeked in the thread or suffer in silence.
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Old 04-24-2002, 10:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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ahhhh man i was expecting a pic of a hot girl or something!


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Old 04-24-2002, 11:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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"old ladies"

You're asking for trouble with that one.
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Old 04-24-2002, 11:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol Warthog

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Old 04-24-2002, 12:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LOL!

How about this one...

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Feeling quite embarassed and very uncomfortable she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to $hit when you hear the price."

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Old 04-24-2002, 12:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Did you notice that no females showed up unlike with their equivelant posts


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Old 04-24-2002, 12:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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man, that was bad.............
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