Bushisms!!

[osprey4]

Originally posted by capybara
4. great speachwritters (you can see why he needs them)

We all need a little help with our writing from time to time.

John

[RustyGT]

I'm starting to wonder, 'why' a little accidental humour, becomes WW3?

[MegalosSkylaki]

Hawkeye,

Somebody's got to take the time to x-plain puce to Warto or Order Your Agave Here .

Afterall, this will be a historic DooG sled run connecting the AL-CAN ROAD to Mexico , comparable to the Lindberg flight or even the Wright Bros. or Warner Bros., whoever is more important.

DO--OG

[MegalosSkylaki]

P.S. Errr....Shahani,

I need someone of your considerable abilities to type up The Comlpete Edited Works of MegalosSkylaki, Part I,The Puppy Years

I write the way Dubya speaks .

DO--OG

[Errr...they are called Doogisms ]

Errrrr....The COMPLETE edited Works? Or the COMPLETED edited Works ?

Puce? What is this Puce? I thought it meant piracy or plagiarism or something like that.

[MegalosSkylaki]

Errr...maybe I mispelled it, Shahani

I spell the way I think

What did you say about completed ?
I'm writing this OPUS MAGNUS backwards....kinda like the way I saunter

Do you want this P-r-e-s-t-i-g-e-o-u-s assignment or don't you ?

You get a fun-note on p. 2,375---which better than a footnote ' cause they don't smell

DOO--OOG

[MegalosSkylaki]

Warto

I promised him to bring back some puce for him from my historic DooG-SleD RuN from from Fairbanks, Alaska to Jalapa, Mexico .

Regretafully, I cannot

What I can bring him is some pulce

And I still don't have the heart to x=plain to him what that is .

Err...can anybody

PLUS, FREE AGAVE FOR ANYBODY WHO ORDERS IT NOW !

What a DooG
DOOOOOOOOG

And now, back to Dubya after this commercial interruption:

"I'm not exactly aware of how fast or how not fast they're moving." -- In response to a question about whether the Catholic Church has moved swiftly enough in response to recent cases of pedophelia by priests.
GW Bush, Washington, DC, March 13, 2002. CNN transcript of press conference.


"He is -- you know, as I mention in my speeches -- I do mention the fact that this is a fellow who is willing to commit youngsters to their death. And he, himself, tries to hide, if, in fact, he's hiding at all. So I don't know where he is. -- In response to a question about why the President rarely mentions Osama Bin Laden in speeches, and whether he believes Bin Laden is alive. GW Bush, Washington, DC, March 13, 2002. CNN transcript of press conference.

"There's nothing more deep than recognizing Israel's right to exist. That's the most deep thought of all." -- GW Bush, Washington, DC, March 13, 2002. CNN transcript of press conference.

"And we've got a good, close relationship with (Russia). Got a few sticking points. We've got an issue on chickens, for example, that some of you have followed. We've made it pretty darn clear to them that I think we probably got to get this chicken issue resolved and get those chickens moving from the United States into the Russian market. We laugh, but nevertheless it is a problem, that we must honor agreements." -- GW Bush, Washington, DC, March 13, 2002. CNN transcript of press conference.

"I hope they do it quickly and soon." -- In response to a question Congress passing a bill to allow borrowing from the federal retirement fund. GW Bush, Washington, DC, March 13, 2002. CNN transcript of press conference.

"We're a peaceful nation, and you know we're moving along just right and kind of having a, you know, time, and all of a sudden we get attacked. And now we're at war, but we're at war to keep the peace." -- GW Bush, Washington, DC, March 13, 2002. CNN transcript of press conference.

[MegalosSkylaki]

I've been BUSH-whacked !