Now to get this thread back on track...
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"The glory of a nation rests upon the character of her men."
President Herbert Hoover
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Character doesn't matter."
President Bill Clinton
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A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts to show him around the whole place; the tennis courts, the main lobby , when they come upon a room full of clocks.Some are going fast, some slow and some normal. " What's with all the clocks?" the guy asks his tour guide. " each clock is for each person on earth. Every time they tell a lie, their clock goes faster," he said.Well that makes sense the guy thought to himself. just then he noticed a clock on the ceiling going tremendously fast , and much faster than all the others. " what's that?" the guy said pointing to the ceiling. " Oh, that's bill Clinton's clock. We use it as a fan."
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President Clinton confounded critics when his job approval rating went up to 69%. "It's no secret why most Americans love him. He's the only person on TV who's not talking about Monica Lewinsky."
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Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else."
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The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap that he can't fly.
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Q: Why does Hillary have more body guards than Bill?
A: Because if Hillary was killed, who would run the country?
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When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."
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Why does Clinton have a clean conscience?
Because it has never been used
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How many White House interns does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they're all too busy screwing the President
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Dan Quayle, Bob Dole and Bill Clinton are in a car when a tornado whirls them up in the air and deposits them in the Land of Oz.
They set off to see the Wizard and Quayle says "I'm going to ask him for a brain", Dole says "I'm going to ask him or a heart". Clinton says "Where's Dorothy?"
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hehehe touché
