I was part way thru my first day of work, when this couple comes up to the cash register. Now, while I was getting everything arranged, I notice the lady has this very tiny cell phone.... I made a comment that it was the tiniest phone i have seen. The man reply's, "She likes Tiny Things!" Not the sort of thing you should say to someone who is still a bit nervous.......
I managed to keep my calm, untill I got home, then I let loose!