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04-18-2002, 04:48 PM
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LMAO!!! A Must Read!
Got this in the email today. was quuite funny.  Quote:
"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature
gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."
Callers found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an
eight-week-old black Lab!
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04-18-2002, 04:50 PM
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I was dialing but I couldn't find the x on my phone. 
BTW - good to see you back Neo. 
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04-18-2002, 04:52 PM
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Thanks Fatal!
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04-18-2002, 04:53 PM
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Good one!!
Did I say good? Thats a Great one!
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04-18-2002, 05:00 PM
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hehe nice
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04-18-2002, 05:40 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
that is brutal, i thought you were talking about a real desperate chick until that last line | |
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04-18-2002, 07:27 PM
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| Quote: Originally posted by crystaldragon
Good one!!
Did I say good? Thats a Great one! | Second that, buddy! What marvelous creativity on the part of that Shelter worker!
That was GREAT!!!! Thanks, Neo! | |
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04-18-2002, 08:08 PM
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! That's sooooo cute!
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04-18-2002, 09:27 PM
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I was thinking, "wow that chic does EVERYthing".......lol
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04-18-2002, 11:12 PM
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Man's best friend  
Cheers
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