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Old 04-17-2002, 12:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Service To The Country?

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C.
After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be.
The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to
the Lord."

The next morning, the barber came to work and there were
12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in
front of the door.

Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair
cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No
charge. I consider it a service to the community."

The next morning, he came to work and there were a
dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police
officer.

Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he
was done he asked how much it was. The barber said,
"No charge. I consider it a service to the country."

The next morning, there
were 12 Senators in front of the door.

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Old 04-17-2002, 01:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The next morning, there were 12 Senators in front of the door.

All with a credit card from the US Treasury.
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Old 04-17-2002, 01:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Or a check with no funds to back it up....
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Old 04-17-2002, 03:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Actually this would apply to any politican anywhere in the world
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Old 04-17-2002, 06:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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heh very cute
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Old 04-17-2002, 06:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Good Shot,Kuasimodem.
And on target

Errr...aren't there a hundred Senators ?

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Yes, but only 12 needed haircuts that day.
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Old 04-17-2002, 07:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 04-17-2002, 07:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What? The other eighty-eight needed back-rubs?

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