Hmmm, I've been working for three years and have become the resident guru for what I do. They're still going to lay me off in two months when the company almost goes under because management is running it into an iceberg.
Everything happens for a reason, right?
Hey wait, is this going to affect The Plan??
-Whir
(By resident guru, I mean the only person here that knows more than nothing about the subject matter, not that I know much about it myself.

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